Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm really busy with my period
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