I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
