He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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