Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Everyone says I win the strip club
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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