So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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