You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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