Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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