my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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