"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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