Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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