I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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