I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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