I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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