normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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