So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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