Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so explain again why im purple
no
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
