After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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