I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We talked him into tasing himself.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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