as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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