Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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