I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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