After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I fill condoms, not promises.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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