you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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