Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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