Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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