So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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