is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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