I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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