how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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