My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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