TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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