4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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