ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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