Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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