but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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