one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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