all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
vagina is talking i cant
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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