I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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