Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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