It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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