ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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