I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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