HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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