i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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