My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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