Just fell off a train. Bad.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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