Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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