we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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