i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I fill condoms, not promises.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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