ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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