The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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