Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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